
This blog will be the thoughts and musings while riding 56 miles on a mountain bike for the BT Epic. Musings is a funny word. Jay Wright picked me up at my house in is Jeep Cherokee and with his his sweet mtb and my retro mtb on his new sweet Yakima roof racks looking pro, we rolled on down past Steeleville, MO to Bass River Resort. This place is like an oasis in the middle of the Ozark National Forest. New and nice cabins, great people. This race is extremely well organized. Food on the grill and beer on tap when we got there. With thoughts of camping in a tent or Jay sleeping in the back of his Jeep, we ended up sharing a cabin with Brian Busken, Doug Busken, Jason Pryor, Keith Weinkein, Jay and myself. 6 beds for 6 dudes. Keith and Jason made a huge pot of pasta and meat sauce - delicious. Now it was lights out before 11pm and then 6 guys snoring, waking up in the night, nervous thoughts running through our heads so none of us slept for crap. Next event it's Tylenol PM so it's lights out for good (great idea Doug).
All right - the above was the boring setup to the real adventure. Here are the thoughts racing through my skull during the 10 hours from waking to finishing:
6:30am - "Hell this is early. I'm not hungry but I'm eating everything in sight."
8:20am - "People from southern Missouri talk funny. Guess they're from Missoura. It's freezing I hope I'm gonna warm up when riding soon."

8:30am, mile 0 - "Let's rip. I'm feeling good. Go at my own pace but race."
Mile 1 - "This is a Mike Schneider setup - a trailer parked across the deep creek crossing so we can all walk across. Is it cool that those two girls are going to cut in line in front of 75 guys? You bet your ass it's ok; there are less than 10 girls total here and 145 guys. This Schlafly jersey is pimp."

Mile 5 - "Feeling good on this hill climb, passing some suckers, nice... Still on gravel but have been climbing forever and I'm definitely warm now. Is there really an Ozark Mountain? Well we must be nearing the top. Jason, Jay, Keith are sissy's for wearing so much clothing. It's not that cold. The backside downhill is gonna be so fun."
Mile 11 - "Good call skipping past that 1st water stop. I've only drank 16 oz and have 24 more to last until the next stop at mile 20.5. "
Mile 13 - "Shit that hurt, no blood, bike is OK except my chain is off and my brake lever is flopping around. This jump-stop chain anti-derailleur is a POS. Stay focused and no more falls. Let's catch that 16 year old kid who just passed me."

Mile 15 - "Damn chain fell of again."
Mile 18 - "Where's my other water bottle. Uh, oh must have fallen off in the crash. My legs are cramping a little. Spin up the hills and don't cramp the quads."
Mile 19 - "Damn chain fell of again. This sucks."
Mile 20 - "I hear Jim ringing the bell - gotta be close to the 1st stop. I see people: time to fix the chain thingy, eat and drink up." 40 oz of water at this stop, loaded up with 40 more oz, ate one PB&J sandwich and a Clif Bar. Got stung by a wasp, fixed the chain anti-derailleur thing; now let's rip." I heard that the next 17 miles until I got back here at mile 37 were road, gravel and some single track. They don't know...
Mile 25 - "Just did 2 lap distance at Lost Valley. 2 1/2 more and I'm finished - cramps are gone keep going. FN chain off again. I'm getting so good at fixing it I'm the Nascar pit crew of chain fixing."
Mile 28 - "It's really muddy and now I'm riding uphill on a trail that is a river of water coming down at me. Looks like I'm going 15 mph because the water is rushing down at 7 mph and I'm going up at 8 mph. Kinda cool except the trees around me are barely moving. Kinda weird too."
Mile 32 - "I haven't seen another person forever. It's really quiet in the woods and I haven't seen a single sign of wildlife - no squirrels, no deer, no birds, where am I The bright yellow maple leaves that fall on the forest floor are really shiny. Maybe I'm loosing my mind."
Mile 34 - "FN chain off again. My bike hates me."
Mile 35 - "FN chain again. I'm selling my MTB and road bike on craigslist - I hate bikes."
Mile 36 - "Sweet Jesus that's an awesome downhill. I love cycling! Even passed 4-5 people."
Mile 37 - "Slide into this last stop and start drinking. Think I stopped to long, half the people I passed are back out already. Can't believe I have 19 miles to go. Goal is to finish."
Mile 40 - "Passed a few - cool. That one dude was sitting down on the side of the trail. Hope he finishes. FN chain again. Got passed back by a few."
Mile 45 - "Taking turns pulling with a nice guy named Chris who works at Mesa Cycles is good. At least I have someone to talk to. Only bad thing is my 1x9 doesn't go up hills slow enough. Lot's of people spinning really slow at this point and I have to pass with my taller gears. Well start passing without bonking."
Mile 50 - "I'm out of water. It's raining like crazy. I'm freezing - Jason, Keith and Jay are smart for wearing warm gear. It's official, I'm selling the bikes: I hate cycling."
Mile 51 - "Another sweet downhill single track. I love mtb'ing again. Sure was nice of Mary Piper to send a good luck email on Friday. Lindsey sent a good luck note on Facebook. Does anyone write anymore - I can barely spell anymore. This downhill is to long now, my arms are tired of steering and braking: please go back to a flat section. It's flat now and mud is deep...again.

Mile 52 - "Passed a girl who was kinda hot and some dude. I can't let this girl beat me. FN chain again. Got passed (again). This time by That Girl. FN chain again. Yes again. She's not that hot."
Mile 53 - "Will I admit that I was 1x9 granny gear on this gravel road? Admit it or not I am in granny and I'm tired, thirsty and running on fumes. You're not gonna catch That Girl so time to eat the second sandwich. That was the best PB&J sandwich I've ever eaten. Thanks Buffy. You make the best sandwiches with the bread aligned correctly and are way hotter than That Girl."
Mile 55.5 - "I can see the end. I don't feel that bad but I look like shit. Cruising through the last river crossing at shin deep at least washed a bunch of nasty off my legs and bike."
Mile 56 - "Success is sweet."

After a quick shower, terrible double vegi burger that I tried to spice up by inserting a hot dog inside between two pieces of wonder bread, Jay and I headed home. My legs are still sore as I'm writing this 3 days later. I finished near the back at 8 hours, 6 minutes and 53 seconds. That's a long time to be sitting on a small piece of bike seat. Next year my goal is under 7 hours. Off to find a better way of keeping my chain on. I stopped counting chain jumps after 13. I got so good at fixing the chain I could stop, flip the bike, fix the chain, spin the crank and get back on in less than 90 seconds assuming it didn't get wedged in badly.
Now the goal is to try and maintain plus tweek my current level of fitness through Halloween, Turkey Day, Christmas and Winter and come out in the Spring at a higher level. Mixing more miles, the gym and higher intensity sessions will all help.